MY HOT YOUNG BAND

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We got the 100% real deal. This is the section of the website about my band. You think you know a thing or two about motherfuckers? Forget all that try hard shit you heard and read a thing or two about my band.

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FANNY V

This guy is a real son of a bitch work horse. He can do just about anything. You want him to play some strat on your record? Done. You want him to pick up 10L of Chlorine from poolmart? Done. You want him to mix your friggen record? You know that's fucken done in no time. This guy can also play the synths pretty good too. Just don't try and feed him Baloney. He flips on anything that isn't straight up and down. You bend one way too far and he walks. Keep it frank. Keep it simple. And let him work.

Records worked on:

8.5 (approx)

Guitars owned:

Around 1.5k worth

VHS pirated:

One entire wall of a house worth

Websites designed:

This one

Favourite record:

Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms (Side B)

Favourite film:

SBS Channel on TV

Contact:

Briese@sparkandopus.com

THE BULL

I don't really know much about the Bull. Look the guy doesn't speak english. I couldn't even tell you why they call the guy the Bull. It's something he picked up in Serbia and my hunch is that it is gang related. He is always on his friggen phone. But don't let that get in the way of his authentic musical style. The guy can dance. And he knows how to operate a desk-top drum machine like no one I've ever seen. He also never once tried to sit in the front seat of our ride. In fact now that I think about it he normally just crouches in the boot.

Instruments played:

Synth, Desk-top drum machine, Bass guitar, Baby grand piano

Phone:

Erickson T28

Relationship status:

Recent widower

Citizenship status:

Dual

Misc:

Owns a small boat that is currently involved in a minor mooring dispute.

Favourite film:

Die Hard 2: Die the Hardest

Contact:

Fanny V

ROY MOLLOY

Roy Molloy is a real guy. He is the guy. You get Roy Molloy in a situation and you're going to see a real 24/7 pro operate. I've known Roy since I was about five years old. Our families don't really get along. Then this year he got me some work at a local pizza joint and we let bygones be bygones. He works four jobs and doesn't have a single bank account. He drives a massive volvo. And he plays the hell out of an instrument I like to call the Saxophone. Roy and I run a small business called The Crawfish. Its first order of business was to buy two trucks. Its second order of business was to release my damn album. So far we have both put in $2,000 each.

Years playing Sax:

12

Car:

Massive volvo

Jobs:

4 1/2

Pets:

1

Apartments:

1 (rental)

Contact:

P.O box 669, Rose Bay, Sydney 2029

LAIRE PICKLES

This guy can play the drums. I first saw him play in a jazz outfit in 1999 down at Circular Quay for $4. He was chain smoking the whole set and he had a pony tail that was long as hell. He is known for stealing the show out of the gate before the front man even laces up. But when he said he wanted to come play V drums for me I weren't nothing but excited. This guy is a fire starter for anyone who thinks they can just sit through a show. He gets bodies moving and women lookin over their fellers' shoulders. He loves the Miami Heat and Jet Skis, and he doesn't want to hear a damn thing about noise restrictions.

Drum Kit:

Yamaha DT Xpress

Sticks:

Vic Firth

Favourite technology:

Smart phone

Favourite icon:

'Stooey from family guy'

Misc:

Owns an outdoor spa bath (rental)

Contact:

http://www.starnow.com.au/2833195